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"A One-Bit Theory of the Universe"
In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero.
On the First Day, he toggled the 0 to 1, turning the universe to "on". And God called the universe "good".
On the Second Day, a Big-Bang instantaneously blew the bit into bytes, creating ever-changing forms of chaos.
Over the course of several zillion 3rd, 4th, & 5th days, the chaotic bytes formed chance-networks which competitively-mutated into cells, weeds, bugs, broccoli, apes, you, me, wrist-watches, churches, hospitals, crime, war, and other forms of re-dimensioned chaos.
On the Sixth Day, the mutants themselves applied organization to their chaos of bits & bytes -- and made computers with which they could analyze Days 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. And the mutants called their computers "good" and their reverse-engineering.... "fact".
On the Seventh Day, self-satisfied, most rested ............little realizing God loved them a bit.
God loves you way more than a bit !!!
"How To Get To Heaven From The Internet"
According to the "CIV"
(Coach's Innovative Version),
as competitively-mutated from Humournet
...by Coach @ Goal-Partners.com
Here's the link to pass along... http://www.NewLifeInTheFastLane.com/pctheory.htm
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